Me too, vending machine. Me too.

Too much Mental Health Awareness is:
“Talk more”, “Reach out”, “Self-care”, “Resilience”, etc…

Not enough of it is:
“End poverty”, “Fund services”, “End oppression”, “Research treatments and interventions”, “Fuck capitalism”, “Pay your employees properly”, etc…

buskers sing a song that isnt depressing challenge

ME: I’m looking for funding for my prison-based creative writing workshops.

ARTS COUNCIL: OK. What is the name of this project?

ME: Prose and cons.

ARTS COUNCIL: Get out.

does anyone know how to get military grade glow stick out of linoleum and pvc 🤡

I don’t do the whole “jokingly putting each other down” thing in any of my relationships/connections. I don’t find it funny

This one got away from me but tomorrow’s diem’s gonna be carped I swear

I’m happy my tax money is used to provide financial support to those who are too unwell to work. I’m also more than happy to pay taxes on the premise that if I’m one of the unlucky ones who can’t work due to ill health I will be financially supported

It’s called civilisation

today a colleague relayed to me that a customer told her that he actively looks for my review cards when he browses bc i have 'excellent taste' i'm 😭🥹🥹

Another day, another are you fucking kidding me

“It’s too easy to get disability benefits”… said by people who have never had to apply, appeal, go to tribunal, and have lost loved ones due to the inhumane process.

i was cooing v loudly and excitedly about seeing smth very very cite and a woman dramatically turned to me like 'WHAT IS IT' and it was just the smallest hotdogs i have ever seen