Twitter Beğeni Hilesi

My suicide will eventually be very flamboyant. I don’t understand the folks who just swing from a chandelier. I’m going to blow myself up with a gender reveal grenade in the middle of a CNN News report.

Twitter is an absolute bag of flaming dogshit now. It’s supposed to be some bastion against legacy media “misinformation”, but now it’s anyone with a blue check making shit up. With no resources or actual spadework. Just pure horseshit.

Men are simple creatures. We enjoy nothing more than getting drunk and trying to piss away the streaks of dried shit off the toilet bowl.

I am not watching that Presidential debate. If I want to watch two demented geriatrics shout at each other, I’ll drive down to The Villages.

Now, for some maladaptive daydreaming. My least expensive addiction!

Day drinking is truly the answer. My productivity and communication is vastly improved as I make an effort to not slur or stumble and tip my colleagues off to the fact that I’m seeing double. The benefit is the tremendous sense of calm. It’s difficult to not comment on tits.

Man. Valiant effort. Very poor aim. 😞

Second time’s a charm

Still my favorite books from childhood.