Can you put my new character in Smash? 任天堂株式会社

My post from Tuesday. 👀

"Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile." — Albert Einstein

When the troll's remorse hits and you remember the person you were during Vietnam, the things you did that can't be undone, and how worst of all, despite all the guilt, part of you still treasures that euphoric feeling of going absolutely crazy. ☹️

My post from May 28th. 👀

Retirement.

My date ghosted me and ruined my evening (nothing ever happens) so I cried it out and designed my dream apartment to cheer myself up. 👍 #WereBack

Great. Everyone's likes are private. 😡 What's next? A ban on hidden cameras and following her home from work?

In 2013 I used to chat on Skype with a sperm cell. Nothing sexual happened but it was still wrong and I regret it every day.

Last night's debate felt like something straight out of The Simpsons, 😭 but a little less yellow, and no donuts, and no one said "why, you little" or "d'oh!" or "excellent...", and there was no theme song where the characters ran to the couch. That's how it felt in my opinion.

How my Gen Z parents look at me when I say Smiling Friends is a funnier media than The Three Stooges:

When a coworker shows you their phone and you have to pretend to laugh at Baby Shark and Bluey. 😐🤦 JUST MAKE THE DAMN SHOES! #ShiftManager #ChildSweatshop #MyUnclesSweatshop

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump's ear is bleeding profusely after a failed attempt at listening to Eminem's latest album! 😂

I just caught my doctor reading this on his computer... 😨

My favorite movie memory is going to see Infinity War in a theater full of purple Thanoses. Their reactions were priceless.

If you know any prisoners, please warn them.

Okay.

Question for film buffs: Is there a term for this style of movie? 🤔

Oh well. We'll take it from here. 👍 - The rest of the world

Artwork I made while thinking about politics. It represents my thoughts on politics.