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R L FLORENCE done

@robertflorence

WRITER. COMEDYER. FILMMAKERER. POET.

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calendar_today16-04-2009 13:01:01

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Weird one, this. A Jacob Heayes Tweet, Harry Flanagan and I came into possession of an odd-looking tourist brochure (dimensional instability in the stationery cupboard, long story). We set about restoring it for you - seems useful if you're planning a visit to ...

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I know we’re all reluctant to say where we stand on Scottish Independence in the wake of the open hostility and shameful grifting of the online debate last time round, but let me just say, for all future clarity:

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A difficult post to write, with an easy request- buy/pre-order rob delaney ’s book A Heart That Works. It’s utterly brilliant & I read it in 2 days. But it wasn’t an easy read because it’s about the loss of Rob’s beautiful son Henry, who was my little pal. instagram.com/p/Cjh2WlSoaxK/…

A difficult post to write, with an easy request- buy/pre-order @robdelaney ’s book A Heart That Works. It’s utterly brilliant & I read it in 2 days. But it wasn’t an easy read because it’s about the loss of Rob’s beautiful son Henry, who was my little pal. instagram.com/p/Cjh2WlSoaxK/…
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Tatiana Maslany is so good in She-Hulk they should probably just reconfigure the whole MCU around her as the lead hero at this point.

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Had a wee videogame gathering in the city centre tonight. Legends every one of them. Gave them sweeties, misheard all their names, showed them how a true god of games plays Taiko no Tatsujin.

Had a wee videogame gathering in the city centre tonight. Legends every one of them. Gave them sweeties, misheard all their names, showed them how a true god of games plays Taiko no Tatsujin.
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Look at this “failed protest” in the — lemme check —
The New York Times.
How are all your hashtags doing, everybody else?

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It’s fucking maddening to see people hit out with that “protesters are turning people against their cause” patter, as if protest is supposed to be some frictionless, low hassle event. We’ve been entirely brainwashed into being good little boys and girls.

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I’ve never understood why they keep adding scars and burns and stuff to the Michael Myers mask when it was just perfect as it was. You can’t make it more scary.

I’ve never understood why they keep adding scars and burns and stuff to the Michael Myers mask when it was just perfect as it was. You can’t make it more scary.
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