can’t stop won’t stop pooping

Im a big Instagram guy. Love that app. A wild 4 minutes spent on it last Sunday.

Wordle 292 3/6* 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Luvvv dem gun sounds hit 50k today thanks to everyone who’s ever listened to me never thought anyone would care about my music ever

Wordle 294 3/6* ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 295 2/6* 🟩⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 got my first 2/6 today 🥹

Wordle 296 6/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟨⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😡😡😡😡😡

I’m pooping. What’s new?

i have not ONCE seen or heard my neighbor walk out of her apartment without being on the phone. i dont even know when she lives her life off of the phone convo to have things to talk about

if you dig deeper into her videos its insane. "my parents were making 400K a year combined income, how can $60K a year be average" talk about a bubble

I want the bidet industry to put the toilet paper industry out of business

☆NEW SONG ALERT☆ BUM YOU OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

it’s middle of April and I only have 7 songs in my yearly playlist I make. so that’s how the years going for me

yeah I was 14 with one, so what

Drank 200 oz of water today like a fucking champ

I forgot to play wordle yesterday and ruined a 66 day streak

I use the internet a lot

Wordle 305 2/6* ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 we win those