I am the man who does the laughing crying reaction to every Guardian article posted on Facebook

No McCarroll, no reunion

Steve Albini on Oasis. Enjoy.

if dire straits had really wanted this video to reflect a "walk of life" they should have cut all the american football clips and just made it footage of them heading endlessly towards the stage, never to arrive

That’s that me Timothy Taylor’s Landlord

The problem with the Oasis chat (are they good or are they bad) is that both sides are right and that’s about all I’ve got to add to X formerly known as Twitter

Weird to think that when sepia was invented people were just like ‘oh that’s a nice photo’, whereas now it’s shorthand for ‘there’s nothing sadder than the passing of time’

People who invent their own sayings make me angrier than a goose in July.

Hi everyone! I’m launching a new podcast today called The Allender Calendar. First episode is an interview with the amazing folk musician Olivia Chaney. Find it where you get your pods! podfollow.com/1765567936

If my 18 year old self starting uni could see me now 25 years later he’d probably say what do you mean you haven’t paid off your student loan yet you pillock

Might sit in the Soho Theatre bar and performatively write a play on my laptop

Hello! As it’s Bandcamp Friday I am releasing a new album! It’s called Yesterday’s Yet to Come and it’s a collection of demos and previously unreleased songs. Get it here! robinallender.bandcamp.com/album/yesterda…

We’re screwed aren’t we

I support a football team so I might put a sticker about them on the cistern of a toilet in a pub

Robin Allender police are potatoing the scene/birdseye bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Going to the theatre tonight or as I like to call it sitting in a theatre and waiting for the experience of being in a theatre to end

Imagine snogging Tom Kerridge… chef’s kiss