A reminder that we’re still keen on submissions for the best sellside puns 👉ft.com/content/d163bf…

“I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t let you send that dick pic.” on.ft.com/3yY8ySE

Rino Gattuso with a brilliant story about Gazza during their time at Rangers.

Sometimes the comments are good. At the FT they’re often great. on.ft.com/3MuveNi

With a new push I might make this a better-read Lunch With The FT than the one with Keir Starmer. That one was fab, but for selfish and niche financial-dorky reasons I would love if we could give this a big push.

Casemiro is such a lucky fella. He’s got the best seat in the house to watch Liverpool score.

VINDICATION Joe Rennison

Some moderately cohesive thoughts on the UK’s economy on.ft.com/3Za8D0a

Incredibly, this has now leapfrogged Keir Starmer and Liz Truss to be what I think is the best-read Lunch of the year? Gotta admit that even I am surprised at that. People are clearly THIRSTY for financial economics. 10k words on Grossman-Stiglitz Paradox coming right up.

Fantastical goings-on in Nasdaq-listed Chinese micro-caps on.ft.com/3Z8iUd6

The OBR has given Labour a green light to go for growth on.ft.com/4gd4zCg

Taylor Swift and/or Scottish hoteliers vs the people on.ft.com/47f12zt

Gen-AI revisited, by Goldman Sachs on.ft.com/4cO13vm

No degree, no problem! The FT is once again hiring a newsroom apprentice, ideally someone from an under-represented group (no Norwegians, in other words, as me, Martin Sandbu and Mari Nøvik mean there’s a strong Nordic contingent at the FT these days). —> job-boards.eu.greenhouse.io/financialtimes…

This week, we published the first mixed-reality Financial Times app in the Apple #VisionPro app store. It's been in development since 1949. Yep, this one merits a thread...

How to fix Google search on.ft.com/4dOGK2f

After wading through nearly a thousand years of bond market history I’ve now very much arrived in the modern(ish) era, and this snap sums up my current mood.