Ha, so-called young people. Read this and if you don't feel old yet, you will soon.

'How Millennials Grew Up and Got Old', by Anne Helen Petersen open.substack.com/pub/annehelen/…

Fans of Wilkie Collins and Charles Dickens (cc Paul Lewis) should read 'The D Case' by Fruttero and Lucentini, a detective novel about novel detectives, that posits the theory that Collins killed Dickens for stealing the plot of Edwin Drood theguardian.com/books/2023/oct…

'United flights from the UK are now boarding window-seat first'
Up to a point, Lord Copper
It's still going to be
a) children and disabled first
b) first and business class next
c) then the Window Middle Aisle order mentioned here
d) basic economy last telegraph.co.uk/travel/advice/…

Things that used to be completely free:
1) Manga High
2) Warwick Mansell's reporting
3) Dr Frost Maths
4) Andrew Old's blogging

Pay off your free overdraft
#savedyouaclick

'The one thing to do before your student bank account is closed' telegraph.co.uk/money/banking/…

Ah, Telegraph readers, don't ever change

‘Monzo turned me down for an account because I’m a pensioner’ telegraph.co.uk/money/banking/…

A Level maths team - some qs. We will have our first Yr 12 next Sep and it's been a while since I taught A Level. How many hours/week are timetabled? What about FM? Do you have one teacher doing pure/one applied or does one teacher do both? Thanks v much for any help.

Deuce singing their failed 1995 Song For Europe entry “I need you“ on Top of the Pops now. We sent love city groove instead. #TOTP #Eurovision
But what would’ve happened if Deuce had gone to Dublin?

The Real McCoy frontman Olaf Jeglitza represented Poland in the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest, rapping with the band Ich Troje. Their track failed to progress from the semi-final to the final, though. youtube.com/watch?v=n7pL-j… #TOTP

They're dressed like a bunch of teachers on a non-uniform day. #TOTP

Something of the Garth Marenghi's about the lead singer. Like a Sunday-School-Cult-Leader. #TOTP

Terrible #whitemanrapping The Real McCoy #TOTP

‘Dangerously misguided’: the glaring problem with Thomas Heatherwick’s architectural dreamworld theguardian.com/artanddesign/2…

Google Bard's wrong answer, which bizarrely contains the correct answer (but only in passing)
People paying $20/month for large language models are crazy

Who knew *Amanda Knox* would have non-nonsense advice on sleeping and bedroom paraphernalia?

'We're sleeping all wrong. Prison helped show me the solution.' slate.com/human-interest… via @slate

Teacher Type You were saying? #AIFail