Never trust people whose eyebrows are a completely straight line

whole family is fighting over bongo

The 100-year-old hospice lady I chill with wanted to watch Flowers in the Attic I was like

“Loneliness hurts more than hunger” #overheard

All day errr day

“My ultimate goal is just to be successful enough to stay in bed all day” -Watch What Crappens #ChimpCrazy

How much of admiring good contour is suspension of disbelief?

Stop having gender reveal parties they’re fucking stupid!

Pete Davidson vs. Jon Cryer

“Personally, I’ve been through too many youth movements” #overheard

“When you’re angry, you’re a character in someone else’s story” #InventingAnna

Saying god saved you from death for the sake of your children needing you completely invalidates families who do actually lose someone. Does that mean they are not “good” enough?? #SellingSunset #Amanza

GO AWAY ROMAIN LETTUCE!!! #SellingSunset

Alanna 😴💤 #SellingSunset

“Sometimes you can’t see the stars until you’re in the dark” #SellingSunset

The people need bacon, goddammit!!!! #PresidentialDebate2024

So far trump is telling the better jokes

Normalize TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS IN PRISON

ABC are not giving him extra time, they’re just giving him enough rope