I've read enough mafia romance to know what's REALLY going on here. You're not fooling anyone, sir. 🤣

So, so much nope

I owe the dark romance crowd a big apology because I assumed this was dark romance and wasn't all that surprised by it. My bad...😬

Here's that list of "annoyed at first sight" romance novels so many of you helped me with: tinyurl.com/8zdjhfk6. Thank you so much! There are some AWESOME reads here.

I wish we could all come together and agree on what's really important. Like the fact that getting only 8 episodes of a TV series every two years (OR MORE) is a hate crime.

Everything I've learned about Blake Lively has been against my will.

Anyone else getting why choose romance vibes from this? 😂

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I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but...there are people who think Jensen Ackles is ugly?? Stop the planet; I want off.

What's a movie most people say is bad that you love? This is mine. Is it ridiculous? Yes. Do I care? No.

I'm giving up on television. I'm done. It's only books for me from now on.

I axed my Max subscription when they cancelled Our Flag Means Death. Just cancelled Disney+ today. Guess I should thank the TV execs and their asshattery for the money they're saving me.

I'm a firm believer in the "whatever floats your boat" philosophy, but...I have questions. And I don't intend to ask any of them.

Me: I'm bleeding from my eyes Doctor: Yeah. Menopause is hard. Me: ? Doctor: So...you seem agitated. How about I give you an antidepressant? *looks me up and down* And some ozempic? Me:

Was it ridiculous? Yes. Did I enjoy it? Also yes.

Book one in Beverly Jenkin's LeVeq Family series is on sale for $1.99! buff.ly/3ZacIBx

Ah, yes. The old "degrade more popular books to promote your own" marketing method. What could possibly go wrong? (unrelated: Legends & Lattes is great. Highly recommend.)

If you're an author who can't think of a better way to market your book than to insult other, more successful books, maybe try getting better at marketing? All that kind of asshattery does for you is get you blocked and read for filth in the comments.

My controversial writing opinion is that you can be traditionally published and still be a bad writer 🤷🏻‍♀️ “Status symbols” don’t make you better than anyone else, and yall need a reality check about that (I’m sick of trad published authors bullying the indie community)

I'm starting to think having a blue check just means you're part of a contest to say the most rage-inducing and/or dumbass thing you can possibly say that day. It's still unclear what the "winner" gets.