I'm great at escape rooms... So far I've escaped every room I've ever been in.

So I have to enter my twitter name on some query forms. I wonder if they'll actually look. Totally unrelated, but I think literary agents are the best people in the world. And for clarification I meant they should be canonized, not fired from a cannon.

My answer to which Hogwarts house I belonged to exceeded the word limit.

Gazing up into the darkness... I wonder If I should even try. Without hope I might bask in the comfort of ignorance and there remain detached from constant sorrow.

Sometimes I ask Alexa to play songs with random words like ninja, scuba diver, baloney and see what she plays. #Day3102OfQuarantine

Throwback: Vote or Die. But literally this time.

I have $8 in Amazon credit that are going to expire soon. Who wants me to buy their book? Reply with the name of the book and the price without linking directly to it.

Whenever someone's defense is, "This is a waste of taxpayer money," I immediately think they're guilty.

It kind of seems like life really doesn’t get better. Instead you only build up a tolerance to misery.

When I watched Black Widow I thought Rachel Weisz was Brooke Shields. #theylooksimilar

I'm trying to restart my youtube channel. It's been like 5 years and I've forgotten everything. lol But really it seems harder to navigate than it used to be.

I was working on a history of the Terminator rap and I just realized John Connor, the savior of humanity, has the initials J.C.

Proposed medical reform: Natural Causes = tornados, falling trees, hurricanes, normal flood, etc. Acts of God = salt, lightning, prolonged floods, etc. Subjective = bear mauling, drowning, acid rain, hail, lions

They have grapes that taste like cotton candy now? What!? I’m just now finding out. I wonder what else I don’t know about. #Ignorance #ISawThatMovie

I’m pro ghost guns. Without them what’s going to stop all the ghost and ghost adjacent creatures?

Uh, who would have thought that something people can access for free doesn't really have an intrinsic value?

So I'm guessing that Parler didn't work out.

So close