Something to tell my grandkids about

Hang tight. Everything will work itself out

Girlfriend appreciation post. Light of me bloody life and also she’s hot as hell

No rest for the wicked camper (They’re on the run from the law due to several sex crimes)

What’s up with people with the surname Barry? What was your ancestor’s job? To be my uncle?

Caption on Instagram: August dump Post content: Pictures of all the best shits I did that month

Sometimes you’re not worried a post didn’t get many likes when you know every like you got was quality

This is 100% the GOTY. Two noms for Naicos and this doesn’t get a mention

Whoever said “Children should be seen and not heard” definitely just heard a posh British kid speak

I always see graffiti and I’m like, “How’d you get up there?”

As good a time as any to post this content that got nothing in the footy group chat

I would just like to say that I will also be seeing Brodie Grundy and Jack Ginnivan soon. (Meant with full disrespect to Port Adelaide)

A highlight of The Footy with Broden Kelly live in Sydney last night, during the footy card game: Marnie Vinall - “Can you help me justify Logan McDonald to everyone?” Polly - “No.”

Turning my phone up full volume so everyone at the hairdresser knows when I finish my NYT Games puzzles

I’m actually looking forward to armageddon. Armageddon myself a few beers at the pub tonight.

A key moment in last night’s game