Anyone who supports him is a fucking degenerate, actually sick in the head.

I used to think this was the most unhinged social network but y’all have got nothing on TikTok I swear 🤣💀

lol of course

Choking on testosterone = heaven Watching from the lighting box = best seat in the house, all the vibes and none of the splash back 🍻

Whoever's responsible for the Microsoft outage is getting fired anyway, so the smart thing to do would be knock Teams out for the day too and leave a hero.

Working hard or hardly working? xoxo

When I’m 3 drinks in and I hear someone light a cigarette

Killed by whom?

I am so sorry, but electric chair to him and anyone who thinks this is normal.

19 weeks

Listen it’s Saturday morning you lot are scaring me with all this fucking talk of Tuesday can we not just enjoy 1 day at fucking time Rastas

And yet, it is

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Microsoft is a crazy thing to name your company

girl just do coke like what do you want us to say

dating in ur own city is like digging through trash