"What will I remember most about that night? The Derrick Henry slander. The filth that came out of all their mouths"

Not Lamar's finest hour

Every Nike commercial now: What if sports were bad?

Samaje Perine: Let the Miss me yet?ing commence

The Chiefs love being better than every other football team and also only ever winning by 3-6 points

Bateman ... Likely ... fantasy football contains multitudes

Lmfao

Do not tweet "Harbaugh absolutely could not wait to miss that two-point conversion lol"

Those 122 yards rushing were the third most of Lamar Jackson's career

Patrick Mahomes' 10.4 yards per attempt this evening would have been his highest in any 2023-24 contest, including the playoffs

Game script, etc. but Justice Hill's six receptions this evening were somehow a new career high

You know what, I thought so, too. Now to take a big swig of coffee and watch the replay for the very first time.

“Flying Christian Watson’s hamstring to South America” was a super unnecessary Week 1 temptation of fate

Target Terry McLaurin 12 times a game and none of this will be an issue, Jayden

I asked Ja’Marr Chase if the reports are true that he wants one penny more than Justin Jefferson. Ja’Marr Chase: “If I want to beat Justin, I’m going to beat the sh*t out of Justin” #Bengals WCPO 9

Tee, my god

Michael Kay tactfully pleading with the Yankees to promote Jasson Domínguez for the entirety of an Alex Verdugo at-bat