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Royal Guard Red

@royalguardredx

The controversial Warhammer 40k funny man has arrived on X! Professional sci-fi meme creator and hot take distributor. Check out the linktree for more goodies!

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Dear #Wokehammer: Y'all don't have to lie about your collections, on how big (or small) they are, how they're painted or anything like that No one besides you cares We only care if you enjoy the story and setting Y'all put out the purity tests, which we always pass Do better

Dear #Wokehammer:

Y'all don't have to lie about your collections, on how big (or small) they are, how they're painted or anything like that

No one besides you cares

We only care if you enjoy the story and setting

Y'all put out the purity tests, which we always pass

Do better
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Nah, for real, remember when start collecting boxes from back then costed less than a squad of intercessors today? This isn't an inflation thing. Plastic has not seen a price increase. Games Workshop is just a soleless, greedy corporation.

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Don't worry guys, here's a picture of my collection to prove that I am a true Warhammer super fan. (Sorry for all the boxes, I like to keep my minis in there haha๐Ÿ˜…)

Don't worry guys, here's a picture of my collection to prove that I am a true Warhammer super fan. (Sorry for all the boxes, I like to keep my minis in there haha๐Ÿ˜…)
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Kami๐Ÿชถ๐Ÿ”ฑ Lew Turbo ๐†๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ƒ๐š๐๐•๐ˆ๐ˆ As I said in the last post, Woke is the inclusion of leftist ideology for the purpose of propaganda rather than artistic vision. Adding lesbian, gay, bi, or trans isn't inherently considered leftist or woke. It's the way they're added that could make them woke. Ex: A lesbian

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"Erm, heh, wait a second...are you the same person that didn't know this one peice of lore from a faction that you don't appear to actively read lore about? Wow, what a tourist heh heh. You should read all the books like I do"

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Ah yes you say you are punk while also following everything the current establishment wants you to do doesnt sound very punk to me

Ah yes you say you are punk while also following everything  the current establishment wants you to do doesnt sound very punk to me
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There are people out there who actually purchase books and rules from Games Workshop instead of pirating them? That's pretty scary to think about.

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Media from IP's like Warhammer, Judge Dredd, and Robocop aren't outwardly saying "this is bad," and making their media a slog with every scene and story trying to teach about how fascist/satirical capitalist dystopian governments are bad. This makes their political messaging

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I'm playing Warhammmer 40k Armageddon with the community compilation mod (adds a bunch of other factions and units), and wow, this game is slept on. It is basically the tabletop game during 8th edition. The story follows the books with some extra stuff too. Highly recommend it.

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I'm fully convinced that GW hired the most bottom of the barrel fan fiction writers for these WH+ series. All that set up for what boils down to "Imperium stupid and bad."

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Hot take: Warhammer 40k stories should only criticize a faction's government/way of life if the story is from the perspective of the opposing faction. You're supposed to like the faction that you purchase minis for. Stories should essentially be propaganda for your army. It

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Reminder that most, if not all, of your money isn't going to the artists and writers that work at Games Workshop. It's going to the people at the top who are actively screwing over fans with price markups and destroying the lore of the IP you love.

Reminder that most, if not all, of your money isn't going to the artists and writers that work at Games Workshop. It's going to the people at the top who are actively screwing over fans with price markups and destroying the lore of the IP you love.