Haven't watched #jeremyvine for birds and it's still wank flannel

#JeremyVine The man who aimed a gun at the bloated man playing golf, voted for him in 2016 He's a Republican

Working from home is living la vida loca, almost five years for me, the commute is ace #jeremyvine

Make yourself look big? It's a squirrel not a bear #jeremyvine

I had to piss my kidney stone out, #jeremyvine

They bang you away for money crime, not person crime #jeremyvine

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Jimmy savile BBC training #jeremyvine

Application forms for the BBC are written on public toilet walls #jeremyvine

Mike Parry talking about discipline, he's never refused a free pie in his life #JeremyVine

There's no way I'd accept anyone spitting at me if I was a just eat delivery, I'd spit in their burgers, if that's how you behave towards someone doing their job you need to fuck off #BBCNews

Lisa smart is a bigot Liberal Democrats #BBCNews BBC North West she should concentrate on being a decent human

Been in contact with an old friend and sadly he's smoking heroin, it's a shame to see a person hooked on that shit, he asked why I never tried it, I said we seen what it did in the 90s, I said you should pack in, if you been chasing the dragon this long and not caught it yet

Must be even warmer in the UK this year, #climatechange watch this space

Jade didn't last long 😂😂😂 her profile revels in blocks, lights are on but no ones home

If #ReformUK is an adult it's a massive bellend #C4News

Last year a lad I know, good looking guy, great attitude, planted a few seeds this year he planted loads on old farm land, sadly rats ate them all except one, it must of been way warmer this year, this lady is six foot tall, budding like crazy #climatechange is flying

So what he will do next is trim a lot of the leaves off to promote growth to the buds, the uk is way warmer on average and you don't need a commitee to examine it over years, it's obvious in the gardens and farms, things are changing quickly I believe in man made #climatechange

The same lad has been trying this for years, they always grew but never budded once, because a cold snap killed the plant or just mediocre temperature just didn't allow it, 22/23/24 it's became possible and viable to do so, so my mate tells me #420

Comfy much? #dogs