Pee-tlejuice Peetlejuice Peetlejuice

get up it’s dark academia season 🕯️🍂 featuring my unhinged little collection (now you can see why I wrote Don’t Let The Forest In) time to get into a co-dependent obsessive relationship with your roommate and summon a demon perhaps

Beetlejuice Fanta Haunted Apple soda review. It’s Showtime.

Gonna keep sending this to Jay every time I see it until she agrees actually

guess what, I’m chronically online AND have a salary position at my 7:30-5 big girl corporate job. it’s called versatility look it up

I like the little choreographed dance that stewardesses do on planes , do you think they'll teach me

𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 FNaF Funnies 🍉 Wait did I die or something

i hope chappell keeps yelling at men in public it seems like no one wants to yell at men in public anymore

That's that me espresso baybeeeeee

Shoutout to the butch in airport security today that just had a shirt that said "QUEER WOMEN!!!"

Truly do believe migraines are one of the stupidest possible illnesses to suffer from. What do you mean the weather is making me blind in one eye

It has fleas 🫢

The way I am FROTHING for this book ... Give him to me

Just asked my wife if she loved me and she was too focused on watching a Beetlejuice video to bother answering me ... Never has she been more on brand in her LIFE

accidentally spent all my life making sure everyone around me feels comfortable, only to realize i never felt comfortable the whole time

Me 🤝 Nick Nelson Worrying about Charlie Spring all the time

Second season started filming immediately after first season dropped ... As it should be. Good for them.

I'm working on quitting my job and believe it or not, everyone agreeing with me about it is stressing me out more