Happy Birthday to Inside Soap! I was so excited when I saw this first issue on the shelves and bought it immediately. And Queen Sharon’s still on the cover this very week!

Just been in a men’s toilet that was a single lockable cubicle with a urinal at one end and a toilet at the other and I have questions.

Can’t believe adding LeAnn Rimes to the judging panel didn’t turn things around!

It’s certainly an interesting reading of events to suggest that there’s a backlash against LGBTQ+ contestants following the various Strictly scandals.

The Why Bird is Arthur Darvill’s mum.

If you’re not watching Sherwood then what are you actually doing with your life?

Just got new glasses for the first time in about five years and I swear I can see atoms floating around.

I love that there’s a person at HuffPost whose job it is to pretend they’ve just learned things.

If my Google history is ever checked as part of a criminal investigation and they find out I searched “how long for murder uk” tonight, I want to put it on public record that I was only trying to establish if Chrissie Watts would still be in prison now.

Sean and Dylan have a flat right next to an ice cream shop on the precinct and yet here they are sitting having ice cream on a street they don’t live on.

Radio Times cover for Slow Horses on Apple TV feels like a big deal.

SANTA MARIA, COMPTONS, NOW!

Never mind being gay in the 1980s or nearly dying of cancer, variforcals are the biggest struggle of my life to date.

Got to admire the commitment of the Corrie wardrobe dept over the last 20 years to making sure Sean was seen in every horrible garment that a gay ever wore.

Bradley Walsh has absolutely RAGING conjunctivitis in this old Corrie I’m watching.

My new #DoctorWho Annual was published today! Here’s some of the bonkers stuff that’s in it.