Not being skinny and hot causes more mental problems to the female psyche than any other category in her life

Ever so often you meet someone so perfectly aligned with your frequency. You both have instant chemistry. Nothing that person does can seem wrong. You just want to make them smile. That person is coming for you too.

Sometimes you have to let your bf be a slut while you stay a good girl

When a girl is truly in love with you she will not be physically attracted to other men

This is not the same for men but men and women experience love differently just like the two genders experience life differently

Warm summer nights walking under the stars wishing you were here too

Ugly men offering to fly out to u feels like an incoming ISIS threat

At the dentist wearing cowboy boots and a chanel flap bag

Hey guys as summer is coming to an end and you still do not have abs, I want to tell you that the holiday season will make you even fatter. You lack self-control and are probably already thinking about pumpkin pie. I’m sorry to say that it is so over for you.

It’s not easy being a trust fund baby but someone has to do it

Sorry size 0 is too big on me