THISSSSSSS I truly don’t know who I’d be without music

Oh here we go

NOOOOOO DUA LIPA SHE NEEDS YOU QUICK!!!

Let’s be so fr

Secured some DL trade at the gym WE UP!!!

LORRAINE KELLY’S IMPACT OMFG !!!

Omfg at the thunder and lightning rn

NOT her asking for Onika Burgers at the chippy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Whys he done that then

BREAKING NEWS: The Ronnie and Roxy death scene from EastEnders 2017 just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 200th time

Me at 8:59 every morning waiting to find out who’s hosting:

Good morning oomfies !

WHY IS BEYONCÈ GOONING

I am CRYING at this tweet because I promise you nobody gives a fuck outside of Twitter 😭😭😭 people outside of America don’t give a shite about who Brittany Mahomes is and whether Taylor is friends with her or not BYE please be serious 😭😭😭

TWINK REPRESENTATION IN F1!!!!!

Trisha Paytas has to be the funniest person alive because look at this clip from her podcast where she asks if the word ‘anal’ is offensive to people who do anal sex and then proceeds to say she can’t do anal because of her haemorrhoids and pregnancy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i’m crying

Bitchhhhhh I saw the first line of this notification and thought they’d unearthed a long lost video from Princess Diana. Almost fell to my knees in the middle of Big Tesco