ngl home is wherever they have a hand held bidet

might go to Waffle House just to FEEL something

♥‿♥

i doing my everything shower tonight and this is peak happiness

imposter syndrome is out, superiority complex is in

should i add a valentine with my late rent check ????

laura after overhearing my meeting: why’d you tell your coworker about your hair washing routine

update, we’re learning about DND and campaigns, Laura: I’d fall in love with the goblin

don’t call it spicy if my 👃 isn’t 🏃‍♂️

when I’m trying to take a nap but the nap ain’t trying to take me

sometimes i sleep on my futon and pretend to be my own guest

texting all three of my moms (my mother, my manager, my roommate) that im feeling ill

like if i can spam your instagram comments with gifs

Laura on a Sunday evening: Dating is self harm at this point.

me after eating food i'm not supposed to eat

i have nothing to overthink about anymore so i started making candles