Come to Hell we have the best selection of Vodka.

Mondays dont suck, your life does.

i care

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The reason I sin is because there's a stairway to Heaven and a highway to Hell and I sure as hell ain't climbing no stairs.

stop hating yourself, that's my job.

i need a day off, anybody want to cover my shift ruling Hell?

guys i know deodorants say ‘48 hours’ but please stop challenging it

have you been to church today traitors?

Everyone loves the hot weather until they're in Hell.

Bitch it's what you wanted.

If you think God loves you, just remember he's the one who gave you that big forehead.