every time a hot brazilian man comes up on my timeline I bite this pool noodle instead of following him to satisfy the urges

i love having “yeah they’re definitely gay” friends instead of “let’s not speculate on someone’s sexuality” friends

tiktok is amazing because you can see suburban denver captured with the fresh-eyed romanticism of a european exchange student

This is exactly what using Grindr feels like 😂

I remember watching Gaga enter the drag race werkroom in 2017.. the world fucking stopped it was crazy

Dont wanna go out… but theres a bartender out there who needs my 20% tip to feed his family

Happy Sept… Wake me up when it ends 😴

So happy to have finally met Indianapolis Councilor Nick Roberts in person at the #DNCConvention2024 after years as moots 🥰

does anyone know what to do about that thing where the more employed you get the less intellectual you get

Jeremiah Johnson 🌐

The winners of the Michigan Secretary of State’s “I Voted” sticker contest were revealed this morning after a public vote. Here are some of the victorious designs:

two more months of waiting on the 20,000 dumbest Pennsylvanians to decide the fate of the country

I love these new conservative ideas like *squints* Maoism.

How is CNN's electoral map somehow getting goofier?? Putting Oregon and Georgia in the same category is genuinely hilarious

We all have our breaking points I suppose, lol.

Life in a Midwest swing state

charlie 🇺🇦🇵🇸 Alex גדעון בן װעלװל Jill Stein?

I just saw four of them in Toledo, Ohio for the first time and the locals were all freaking out so apparently they’re moving north 😭