It's practically an axiom of Twitter that no matter how obvious the irony in your joke is, you will get one reply from someone that you have literally never interacted with before who takes your text at face value and gets mad
Got an idea for a board game. Itโs like monopoly except all the properties are already bought by boomers so you are constantly paying rent until you land some chance / community chest cards that allow you to make revanchist dynastic wealth via magic internet money and gambling.
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