Poachers who hack off animals horns should have a body part of theirs hacked off and be left to bleed to death to see how they like it.

Just gave a group of tourists some very helpful and confident walking directions around London! Louise your mind would actually explode!

@lyndsey_pollard good thanks, loving London life and the job is brilliant! Such and exciting dynamic environment to work in! How's you?

@lyndsey_pollard xx

@lyndsey_pollard boo to home from hols, looked like you had a great time though! Also love the new hair, brunette really suits you xx

I helped Richard Whitehead get gold in 24.45s with NissanUK. Win a trip to the Rio 2016 Games at nissanracetorio.co.uk #UniteAndExcite

Phenomenal live set from James Bay, what an amazing talent! So pleased fearne cotton is championing him, so humble yet so incredible!!!

First celebrity spot since being in London!...Catherine Tate going up the tube escalator as I was going down! :-D

@nikburrell Laura Dolan...some serious late night baking going on so you've got a lemon drizzle & carrot cake! ;-)

Great choice of present nik b :-D Thanks again xx

"Boris Johnson has suggested that Tory defectors to UKIP are the kind of people who have sex with vacuum cleaners"...ha!

Soooo Ed Sheeran HQ tonight....#excited #adreamfortheears

@captainslacky1 welcome to the world of Twitter!! #abouttime

Londoners, please cut open the temporary stitching at the bottom on the back of your coats! You'll be far comfier I promise! #irritating

Just written about a million Christmas cards! #worstbitaboutbeinganadult

Turns out 24 is soooo addictive!!!!

@nikburrell we're only on season 2 and love it! Can't believe I've been missing out for so long! #amazingness

Just got beeped and whistled at by a youth on a Moped! #stillgotit

CarillionAmey-what a joke! Waited in all day for an appt I've waited 4 weeks for & they don't show! #fuming #notacceptable