@sarahnxx
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calendar_today01-08-2009 20:38:58
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a month ago
Fanfuckingtastic
Asked my friend what's she's up to this weekend - she said 'I'm going to the festival with you'. I don't know what I'm doing, I just show up.
Dear people who can fall asleep easily, how??? Also, I hate you a little bit.
Eh... I'm out tonight. #numb #kindanice
Neither presidential candidate has committed to keeping the price of Costco hot dogs at $1.50, which worries me
Oh my fucking G*d. Please help.
Some ppl don't know this, but it takes zero effort to not be a piece of shit.
Friend: What’s your favorite heist move? Me: Muppets Take Manhattan! Next question.
Wait. Not everything on here is true? What the fuck??
Just signed my nephews leg cast, ‘Last warning: Bitch better have my money’
I spilt a gallon of paint in my driveway, and my basement flooded after a washing machine malfunction. My life's one big " that didn't go as fucking planned' #fanfuckingtasticday
A coworker was stressed to tears, so one of our nurses played this to cheer her up youtu.be/1XYoduQMAjU?fe…
25 days ago
Bloody hell, insomnia sucks. I've had a 'restful' 1hr 15 min
24 days ago
At the end of the day, it's all about #Freedom
23 days ago
I'm saving too many chores for rainy days because every day is gorgeous!
22 days ago
DO NOT remove your card, don’t even think about it REMOVE IT NOW! NOW!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT PLEASE REMOVE YOUR CARD
19 days ago
Baby, here we go again
AI is scary af. It's already difficult to know what's RL. *done *
18 days ago
My house nearly fucking burnt down. Thank my kids for removing the #smokealarm because it 'kept going off'. #idonotlikeplastics
Cheers to nearly burning down the house!