Omari Party i do! let’s bring in the tekky baller with no legs into a midfield with..NO LEGS. sounds nice to me. isn’t it perfect?

This was the greatest premier league story line of all time. One of the worst players I’ve ever seen play for Newcastle until Jack Grealish callled him dogshit and he decided to score worldies every week for a month out of pure spite then went back to being crap. What the hell

Wouldn’t wish facing relegation threatened Wigan in the business end of the season on my worst enemy

Accounts created in 2023 are trying to rewrite the history on him. Real ones know this is the best player of all time

In the same game 😂🤣

The laughs. Nothing will ever top how much I laughed throughout high school.

This is the greatest footballer that ever lived.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Onion Onion who? Onion mark, get set, go! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😭

Top two #barclayswomen of all time

the only saving grace of the most clusterfuck of a movie I have ever seen

Nobody: Erik ten Hag: "No excuses, but *excuse* "

Nope. Edinson Cavani vs Roma(A) and Villa(A)

Prime Barclays

Guardiola mato a Grealish.

Does Jesse Lingard qualify as #Barclaysmen

𝐓𝐇𝐄 Barclaysman 🎯 Yakubu x A Certain Romance 🎶 #UTB | #Barclaysmen

I do the same job as Sundar Pichai

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