Bouillon Poem Who invented bouillon? A little cube of meat. It’s pretty geometrically But terrible to eat.

HOW TO HAVE SEX WITH ABRAHAM LINCOLN If power is an aphrodisiac, then the power of the president is a potent mixture of oysters, a roofie, and Spanish Fly! Everybody wants to get a piece of presidential poon tang.  READ IT ALL AT THEFLAGRANT #President #Lincoln #Abraham

Does this cartoon even make sense? I think something in my brain is broken. Go back to yesterday's post about having sex with Abraham Lincoln. It's much better. #Comic #Comics #Cartoon #Cartoons #ComicStrip #Disney #Pinocchio #Animation #RealBoy #YeahPeopleAreSearchingforSticks

"You think I like it like this?? I'm dead, you fool! Where the hell am I supposed to get a haircut?!?" #Dead #Head #DeadHead #SeveredHead #GhostHead #Skull #Skeleton #Calavera #Ghost #GhostlyVision #Spooky #CrazyHair #BadHairDay #WhyIsThisTakingPlaceInAPrison

SO YOU’RE GOING TO HELL! Let’s be honest. Most of us are going to hell. And we’re going to spend a considerable amount of time there. So it’s natural to wonder what awaits us in the fiery pits of Hades. Hopefully, this instructive guide will help. READ IT ALL AT THEFLAGRANT

Breaking News! #BreakingNews #Newscaster #Anchorman #Anchorperson #Newscast #BroadcastJournalism #Journalism #Cartoon #Cartoons #Comic #Comics #ComicStrip #ThisJustIn #ComingUpNext #PoorlyDrawnComics #TheFlagrant

In solidarity with the striking actors, THEFLAGRANT presents this totally true verified news article... UNKNOWN ACTRESS SLEEPS HER WAY TO THE BOTTOM Read it all at THEFLAGRANT

Don't worry, Ken. It gets better. #LoveisLove #Pride #BornThisWay #Slay #BeWhoYouAre #LoveIsNotACrime #ItGetsBetter #Barbie #Ken #TheBarbieMovie #BarbieDoll

Bottom of the barrel, consider yourself scraped! #Comic #Comics #Comicstrip #Cartoon #Alien #ET #Extraterrestrial #Probe #Aliens #UFO #Greys #CloseEncountersoftheProbingKind

As record heat scorches the country, picture a chilly winter evening amid a snow-covered vista and: ONE WORLD, ONE PEOPLE December’s full of holidays that show how much we care, Whether ye be Christian, Jewish, Polish, or Au Pair. READ IT ALL AT THEFLAGRANT #Poem #Poetry

"And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids... so I'm gonna kill you." #ScoobyDoo #ScoobyDooWhereAreYou #MysteryMachine #Shaggy #Velma #MeddlingKids #HannaBarbera #Horror #HorrorMakeUp #PracticalEffects #BloodandGuts #BloodandGore

My willy is like... A POST IT NOTE because it seems like a quick way to get the message across, but it doesn’t stay up for very long. A PENCIL because people borrow it and then return it with teeth marks on it. For more, go to THEFLAGRANT #OfficeSupplies #Office #Supplies

It's 100 days until Halloween and so we present tonight’s terrifying story, “Mirror Mirror on the Wall,” brought to you by Lucky Brand Contraceptives. If you think you might get lucky, carry Lucky Brand Contraceptives! And now on with our story. TO READ IT, GO TO THEFLAGRANT

Oh, that old story. #Comic #Comicbook #Comics #Cartoon #FiveFingersofDeath #PossessedHand #WhyAreTheyAllNaked

How low have I sunk? Is this observational humor comics? And the "humor" part is seriously debatable. There's much better stuff on the website, so please don't judge based on this one. #Comic #Cartoon #ComicStrip #BumperSticker #Archeologist #Heiroglyphics #MiniVan #SUV

SPACE ALIEN JUST WANTS TO BE HELD In a joint statement released Tuesday, the United States military and NASA have verified evidence of intelligent life in the universe. READ IT ALL AT THEFLAGRANT #ET #Extraterrestrial #Alien #UFO #IntelligentLife #CloseEncounters #SciFi

"No! It's not 'HELL Satan,' it's 'HAIL Satan!'" How many times do we have to go over this?! All right, everybody back to one. We're gonna do this until you get it right!" Visit THEFLAGRANT for more foolishness. #Hell #Hades #Satan #Devil #LeadingtheFlockButTheFlockIsStupid

WHY MY WILLY IS LIKE TOURIST TRAPS My willy is like... Mount Rushmore because it’s hard as granite, but it sits outside all night long and consequently is suffering from exposure to the elements. READ THE REST AT THEFLAGRANT... or don't.

Hey everybody, I haven't posted in a long time but wanted to let you know, especially for those of you who know Cindy, that her mother passed away peacefully in her home last Friday surrounded by three generations of family. rosehills.com/obituaries/whi…

Together we are #unionstrong! Show your solidarity. Post on social media, get informed, talk to a co-worker, and get ready for contract negotiations. #StandWithAnimation