just gotta shake out the weak hands

I cant believe this website is free

oh wait

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Cryptos awful and trading sucks. I trade the bare minimum and as fast as possible.

I hate trading. I hate feeling rich.

Men who think trading makes them manly are cucks afraid of the cage desperate to validate a non existent masculinity.

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can we just burn telegram down to the ground at this point? the place is a fucking nightmare and heaven forbid i dont check for a few days, messages get banished to the shadow realm and i dont see them

sorry if im ghosting you its not intentional

If your children arent coke fiend crypto influencers who have round tripped a milly a few times by age 16 you are failing as a parent

this is the kind of shit that makes the ppl who claim there is a uniparty correct.

if only burgers cared about their privacy rights as much as they cared about their gun rights

hey bears,

get fucked

sincerely,

the bitcoin halvening next week

Lots of drama over EIP-3074 introducing new security concerns and attack vectors.

Guess what?

People literally GIVE THEIR PRIVATE KEYS TO TRADING BOTS. People will always find a way to lose their money.

The state of DeFi rn:

hi uncle lol

This is a good time for Hayden to admit that Ric Burton invented it

of all the protocols to go after why uniswap? maybe not always doin thing we all agree with but undoubtedly a good actor in the space.

no way those gigabrains lose to gary tho so who the fuck cares really

oh no, its retarded

either everyone who buys this is a genius who will get memecoin airdrops far in excess its value, or they paid a huge premium for a knock off steam deck

it would be funny if a protocol did points and got billions in tvl and then never released a token

people forget why the lego metaphor worked in the first place - they are one of the few companies that could historically sell the vision of possibility.

A pile of Lego isn't a mess, it's an opportunity.

Think about the opportunities.

it’s been a minute since i’ve made a public appearance.

scoopy hikikomori arc over it seems

hope to see you at the space later

points are the least creative name for a pre/pseudo token

why not brand them to something matching your project’s theme?