"Blacksmithing and Other Benefits of Slavery" by Ron DeSantis #booksbyrondesantis #rondesantis #Election2024 #Ilovedisney #desantismemoir #budlighttasteslikekeroseneandrondesantis #timesbestsellerlist #ronforsecretaryofblacksmithing

"Representing The People of Florida By Starting a Pointless and Unwinnable War With Disney In 10 Easy Steps" by Ron DeSantis #booksbyrondesantis #rondesantis #Election2024 #Ilovedisney #desantismemoir #budlighttasteslikekeroseneandrondesantis #timesbestsellerlist

"Turns Out No One Likes Me and Other Tales of Almost-Presidential Woe" by Ron DeSantis #booksbyrondesantis #rondesantis #Election2024 #Ilovedisney #desantismemoir #budlighttasteslikekeroseneandrondesantis #timesbestsellerlist #ronforsecretaryofblacksmithing

"I Changed My Mind About Vaccines For Political Gain While You Died, But It Was Worth It" by Ron DeSantis #booksbyrondesantis #rondesantis #Election2024 #Ilovedisney #desantismemoir #budlighttasteslikekeroseneandrondesantis #timesbestsellerlist #ronforsecretaryofblacksmithing

"How Woke Elites Are Ruining America: Oh Wait, I Went To Harvard, Didn't I?" by Ron DeSantis #booksbyrondesantis #rondesantis #Election2024 #Ilovedisney #desantismemoir #budlighttasteslikekeroseneandrondesantis #timesbestsellerlist #ronforsecretaryofblacksmithing

"Stature: I'm Way Smaller In Person Than You Figured, and Other Reasons I Act Like Me" by Ron DeSantis #booksbyrondesantis #rondesantis #Election2024 #Ilovedisney #desantismemoir #budlighttasteslikekeroseneandrondesantis #timesbestsellerlist #ronforsecretaryofblacksmithing

"Every Book But This and Atlas Shrugged Should Be Banned Right Now" by Ron DeSantis #booksbyrondesantis #rondesantis #Election2024 #Ilovedisney #desantismemoir #budlighttasteslikekeroseneandrondesantis #timesbestsellerlist #ronforsecretaryofblacksmithing

"I Won't Criticize Trump Because I Need Him While He Slowly Strangles Me From Above and Other Stories" by Ron DeSantis #booksbyrondesantis #rondesantis #Election2024 #Ilovedisney #desantismemoir #budlighttasteslikekeroseneandrondesantis #timesbestsellerlist

"Compensating: Beneath the Suit, the Frills, the Thong" by Ron DeSantis #booksbyrondesantis #rondesantis #Election2024 #Ilovedisney #desantismemoir #budlighttasteslikekeroseneandrondesantis #timesbestsellerlist #ronforsecretaryofblacksmithing

"I Am Demonstrably Better Equipped Than 300 Million Other Americans to Tell 300 Million Other Americans What To Do" by Ron DeSantis #booksbyrondesantis #rondesantis #Election2024 #Ilovedisney #desantismemoir #budlighttasteslikekeroseneandrondesantis #timesbestsellerlist

"Remember When I Used Those Immigrants as Props by Illegally Rounding Them Up and Sending Them to Martha's Vineyard? That Was Funny" by Ron DeSantis #booksbyrondesantis #rondesantis #Election2024 #Ilovedisney #desantismemoir #timesbestsellerlist #ronforsecretaryofblacksmithing

"Doomed: The Story of Simply Wanting to Be President Without Any Concrete Ideological or Philosophical Underpinning to Justify Why" by Ron DeSantis tinyurl.com/yz3275xc #booksbyrondesantis #rondesantis #Election2024 #Ilovedisney #desantismemoir #timesbestsellerlist

At least no eyeliner. Lindsey Graham JD Vance #thatsForNightTime

“I’m JD Vance, I’m running for Vice President.” “…Okay.”