Quiet please… Lemon Raspberry Loaf is sleeping

$60 million a year for a QB that has 2 playoff wins in his 8 years with the Cowboys?! He's a decent QB, but he's not worth this money. No football player is. #DakPrescott #DallasCowboys

Boy, for as big an occupation it is based on the number of movies made about it and how much money you can make, there are very, very few schools that allow you to major in “Professional Hitman”. #hitman #makeyouthink

Sad that I remember a time when Iowa WAS a purple state.

Watching #60Minutes story on the #NYFD response to the 9/11 attach and I'm in tears. So much bravery. So many lost. #911

Thanks! I play a proud childless catlady who solves murders. It’s a bright, lighthearted psychic holiday from what ails ya. Come hang out on Acorn TV with #MyLifeIsMurder

#RIP dad 💔

I don’t understand a word but I can’t stop laughing.. 😂

The debate last night for anyone who missed it...

my god he's right aliens are eating cats

I feel like I do more tracking of bathroom/locker/hall passes than I do actual teaching some days.

Fine I’ll do it #debate2024 #HarrisWalz2024 #simpsons

Never in my adult life did I think images of ALF would be showing up on my 2024 Twitter Timeline and be RELEVANT.

Remember when TFG talked about how no one was watching the NFL anymore? espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

Way to show up #Cyclonenation! #cyclonestate Iowa State Volleyball

Good morning.

this is literally what dubai looks like

Please don't stop talking about Project 2025... please pass this along. Thank you.

A new medication I’m on gives me some interesting dreams. Tonight I spent the day with Scarlet Johansson and Colin Jost at Disney World. Scarlet was just lovely.