Sam (@sempls_) 's Twitter Profile
Sam

@sempls_

🧟💀 i like turtles | He/Him

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calendar_today13-10-2011 21:38:18

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Jacob Silverman (@silvermanjacob) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The pandemic should have led to universal health care, paid sick leave, upgraded ventilation in millions of buildings, massive investment in preventive healthcare and ongoing vaccination campaigns. Instead we got $1200 and the impending criminalization of masking.

Justin Ferguson (@jfergusonau) 's Twitter Profile Photo

not only did they have to fly across the country, they had to suffer through the most mind-numbing stretch of road in the state

Rodger Sherman (@rodger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Rewatched this play and what a spectacular highlight for the ref —realizes Jefferson is coming his way, stops —goes 0-60, outsprints 49er defenders to stay out of their way —backpedals, stops on the goal line to make a potential call on a goal line tackle

Alex Kirshner (@alex_kirshner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yes it is "the media" that wants you to not lose home games to New Mexico State and Cal in your first two years. Auburn's real fans are all saying "that's great!"

AL.com (@aldotcom) 's Twitter Profile Photo

WATCH: A Tesla Cybertruck got stuck on the Hawk Pride Mountain Off-road trail in Colbert County, Alabama. It eventually was pulled out by off-road UTV's. Source: Jason Braswell

IAmWestsideFetti 💙🖤🤟🏾 (@4mr_fetti) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Mel Kiper cooked Can’t be mad at the year 2 QB that’s struggling when you didn’t even want to give him or the rest of the Offense game reps when they all needed them. Idk dawg Canales hasn’t had a great start to this team from a HC standpoint

Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So, I've been thinking a lot about that viral Patrick Mahomes interceptions overturned by penalty statistic from the weekend. It felt like a bad-faith use of data. I went and took a closer look to see if that was true. 🧵

Cal Care Bear (@calcarebear) 's Twitter Profile Photo

(FSU down by 2 with 2 seconds to go, they line of for a 49 yard Field Goal) NOVELL: Cal is in our sights. Take the Kick! FSU KICKER: I can't, Coach. I'm Woke! ESPN COMMENTARY: He's woke! He wont do it!

(FSU down by 2 with 2 seconds to go, they line of for a 49 yard Field Goal) 

NOVELL: Cal is in our sights. Take the Kick!  

FSU KICKER: I can't, Coach. I'm Woke!  

ESPN COMMENTARY: He's woke! He wont do it!