Pit bull sounds like if you taught a Cuban English by making him watch early John Travolta films

She has to bring something to the table 🤷🏻‍♂️

here's what you would look like if you were hack and chinese

Lana is just sped down Taylor swift

i wish my dad took me to costco instead of the liquor store

using my headshot from middle school is so barbaric but that’s “being a comedian in new york”

Ivy Wolk (🌟ivy🌟) joins S€X Outlaw and I to talk about how much we all love Redbar and Borat. Tonight on the What About Rob? YouTube at 9 PM EST.

youtu.be/9bl1FGNwn44

This is what CTE does when you don’t have a family to kill

Never trust men that can’t grow full beards

I think Israel chose the 1 trillion dollars of US taxpayer money instead of dinner with Jay-Z 🤔 🤦‍♂️

*polycule turning into a “rat king” after their dreadlocks get caught together at an edm show

Sebastian MAGAScalco

the other toes that didn’t get stubbed

I’d rather every one of my group chats leak, than the dms with my girlfriend were I send her cute animals I think we look like

Yeah i like Dune 2…Dune 2 chicks at the same time

Shut up Chris