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shane.

@shanearsenault5

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calendar_today16-03-2012 18:02:04

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Once again thinking about the time Phil Jackson made Shaq read Aristotle so he could internalize the idea that “success is a habit” and improve his free throw but Shaq just started calling himself “Big Aristotle” and had the worst free throw season of his career

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How overpaid is/was Tobias Harris?!? Tobias Harris has made 301 Million Dollars playing mediocre basketball. Jesus Christ died April 1st, 33 AD. This means TOBIAS has made $413.18 EVERY single day since JESUS CHRIST DIED.

How overpaid is/was Tobias Harris?!?

Tobias Harris has made 301 Million Dollars playing mediocre basketball.

Jesus Christ died April 1st, 33 AD.

This means TOBIAS has made $413.18 EVERY single day since JESUS CHRIST DIED.
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Call me an old timer but I miss when you could scroll through Twitter without being peppered with horrific war images from accounts you don't follow.

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(me as a meditation guide) It is 2012. You are binging video games guilt-free during a snowstorm. Beside you is a plate of microwaved tostitos nachos. You can open your eyes now.