"My mom's French, so we only celebrate Bastille Day." "Well, we could do something fun. Um, how 'bout a beach party?" "Oh, great idea, Lise." "Hey, I know where there's a beach!" "I know where we could get some baguettes." #BastilleDay

Biggest match in Euro football is almost here. Spain V England What nation will be crowned champion of Europe? But the most important question of the day is Which traditional meal is better Roast Dinner or Tapas? #EURO2024 #EnglandvsSpain #Tapas #Roast #España #England

"Here. Let me read to you from my play. Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's Day already? 'Tis,' replied Aunt Helga." #StSwithinsDay

...but I walked away with the turnips. The following morning, I resigned my commission in the Coast Guard. The next thing I heard, there was civil war in Spain." "And that's everything that happened in my life right up to the time I got this phone call."

I'm by no means an England fan (die Wales fan here) but a part of me would love England to win just to see Andy Milne's reaction. Top guy.

"What's it like, Bart? Bart? Bart?" "Give me that!" "Okay. We're young, rich and full of sugar. What'll we do?" "Let's go crazy Broadway-style!" "Yeah!"

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"To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"

"You're too old." "Too old? Why, that just means I have experience! Who chased the Irish out of Springfield Village in aught-4? Me! That's who." "And a fine job you did too." "Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man now, and old people are useless."

Kamala Harris to Joe Biden. #BidenHarris2024 #Kamala #BidenDroppedOut

"Lemonade?" "Please." "I made it just for you." "You are my best friend."

"Hello, Mr. Chipmunk. You're a northern reticulated chipmunk. Yes, you are. You are so reticulated."

"If anyone here knows why this couple should not be wed in holy matrimony, let him speak now or forever hold his peace." "Da-da da-da-da Hey! Da-da-da-da da-da da-da-da Hey! Da-da" "I now pronounce you husband and wife."

"Hi, you've reached the Corey Hotline-- 4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: Glory, story-- allegory, Montessori."

"You're all sick!" "Oh, be nice!" "Oh! My son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world's gone gay! Oh, my God! What's happening now?" "We work hard. We play hard."

"Martin, here's $10 to invest in the futures market." "Soy! Soy! Soy!" "Soy! Soy! Soy! Soy!" "Martin, you're up one million dollars." "Yes!" "But now you've lost all but $600. You got greedy, Martin"

Walked by Frank Grimes' apartment tonight

On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 that tv show is the defining event of our generation!

"Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food."