there's nothing that i hate more than a failed nap attempt

As a celebrity right Let’s take Lil Kim (i ❤️ her) you realise you’re botched like you did surgery n the surgeon messed you up Why not go back and fix it?? I know body dysmorphia is a thing but you must be able to see how it looks? And you have the money and resources to do so

Ate pizza lol lol the speed of my lactose intolerance amazes even me sometimes

No but Is how this man just walk up on me today… sat opposite me and says “i wanna talk to you” I’m lost bc I’ve never seen this gentleman in my LIFE He wants something to eat if i have anything there it’s not that i mind but you can’t walk up on ppl Jusso

Yuh know the damn snake play yesterday

Ryan please… the economy 😩

I’m selectively cheap bc of course cost is relative… cheap to me might be expensive to some Eg; i dont buy regular water for over 5.00 if im paying over that for water better i buy a beer Also One thing i never do is buy party tickets wayyyyyyy in advance… i must get thru

I actually need a new one

Watching a Random video Terrence- horning his wife The girl is 23 She pregnant She has a 2 year old She lives in a shack He knows her family He comes home with hickeys He doesn’t pay any bills in the house My take away “WHAT YUH MEAN HE DOH PAY NO BILLS?!!”

Terrence playing possum oui 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nobody: Soul🌻 “i wonder if the shack have current” 🤣🤣🤣

I’m not pregnant (the again is silent) Sis very CORRECK

Buh uncle self “extravagant?!!!” 🤣🤣

I rate the wife tho… sis sit down and interview Terrence like Oprah oui very calm, very mindful, very demure

Some of yall must be a barrel of laughs st parties boy

My dog does be real excited for food that has nothing to do with him

Fb memories just reminded me that i really used to be unknowingly smiling in pictures with my enemies