Congratulations to my friend, President Joe Biden! This is your time.

Governor Phil Scott: Save Peanut! - Sign the Petition! chng.it/t8VqKLsZ via Change.org

Retweet for a chance to win a signed copy of the Tim's Listening Party book (out in September) Winner picked at random at 5pm today Gooood luuuuck 📚 uk.bookshop.org/books/the-list…

Backyard visitors. #bunny #bunnies

“I’ve got the world in my window.” Michael Collins snapped this photo of the lunar module returning to the command module after landing on the Moon. With the Earth in the background, all of humanity is in this photograph, save Collins himself.

Temporary insanity is the funniest way to be not guilty. "You see Your Honor, I was insane that night and whatnot."

#MyTwitterAnniversary

Dun dun. Chris Meloni 𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑

NORM MACDONALD FOREVER

Journalist type people: is there a difference between “breaks silence” and “says”?

Same to you, buddy!

The search for marked-down Easter candy led me down a dark path.

Tears for Fears from the last row. Why did it take me almost 40 years to finally see them? Tears for Fears #tearsforfears #Boston

I am on the cutting edge of new technology with my latest purchase. It will play my tunes!

The Cult killed it again tonight in New Haven. 𝕭𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝕯𝖚𝖋𝖋𝖞 ✠ put on a master class as always. THE CULT College Street Music Hall #thecult

Puerto Rico: **has no power or potable water** Every cable news network: "Was that?....yes, I believe a spider just crawled across the queen's coffin"

SPREAD LOVE NOT HATE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

That Suede show was insane. What a night, what a band. Suede HQ Mat Osman #Suede #boston

Farewell to the amazing Dino Danelli of The Rascals, one of the great drummers of his, or any, era. Dino combined R&B swing with the power of Keith Moon and he deserves more recognition. Happy to have seen the band's brief reunion in 2012-13. Safe travels, Dino.