tim cook announces people who don’t upgrade to iphone 16 will have their balls explode

It must've taken a long time to jack off all trades

Thatcher took away free milk in 1971. People were still shouting ‘milk snatcher’ at her funeral 42 years later. Though luckily for Labour hardly anything rhymes with ‘winter fuel allowance’.

dave grohl didn’t even pull out from that tour when he broke his leg she must have been bad

foo fighter? actually it turns out he did know her

remember when that band released a notes app apology for nutting too fast in his gf

happy anniversary my chemical romance

so now we can only trust fortnite characters? what has this world came to

Been getting to do this song with Movements for a couple years now and it’s still fun every time💙

ignoring ur old situationship at the function

get her to one of those hardcore fests with 7 photographers in the pit rn

i think you’ll find that the story so far released the song of the summer with all this time

slam dunk about to either look really good or really bad

didn’t buy an american football ticket for tonight cause i didn’t think they’d sell out the barrowlands, fair play emos