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Simon Holland

@simoncholland

Olympic Hopeful

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If your wife is sad because you just dropped your kid off at college it may require something drastic to cheer her up. I just suggested we go look for a new fall wreath.

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Temperature was in the 60s this morning and everyone in my town can’t freakin wait to post a picture of their fire pit later.

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Billionaires will never experience the simple joy of getting the Costco rewards certificate and Yankee Candle coupon in the mail together.

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I wasn’t expecting buying a pickleball paddle / racket would be so intense. It’s like the yogurt aisle but way more expensive.

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Our family group chat is mostly just me sending out the access code that was just texted to me so someone can log into one of my accounts.