Just realized I’m not charging enough for my work.

The human lifespan is kinda long

and we should make the most of it! Love to be alive!

So I have to build a career and do that for like 40 years?

Yes, I got a mild sunburn. Yes, the salt stings a little.

Kinda crazy that two of my favorite musicians at the moment are fictional women named Cindy. TWO? Really? How’d that happen?

Detective, if you don’t find all five lemons on the porch in ten minutes, more innocent people are gonna die

The Engineers were actually audio engineers and some of them were called Space Jockeys because they were space DJs

Can’t believe I have to live my whole life without magically transforming into Clea DuVall. That’s so fucked up.

Charli is about to drop an album of gentle instrumentals called “kind, sweet girl” for kind, sweet girl fall

Minneapolis has a bigger sandals and flip flops culture than I would have thought

When two people remember who I am, I feel famous. Like 😳 WHOA! ✋ do you want an autograph?

It’s still crazy to me that feet are the same length as our forearms. That’s kinda fucking huge.

Egads, honestly

ON MY WAY

I'm tired of being a nanny I want to be an ecoterrorist

This is the future we should be fighting for.

These 19th century lesbians were wild