it’s a crime the velma show is so unfunny bc if you told me a year ago that daphne and velma would both be asian and kiss i would fly to the moon

This bird fact is for Brennan Lee Mulligan : the snowy egret wiggles its butt like a cat when it is hunting

"I have an academic understanding that I am worthy" Evan Kelmp is such a mood Dropout #misfitsandmagic #dimension20

Genuinely considering getting a tattoo that says "the only way to begin is by beginning" as it has become my new life motto #gamechangers #dropoutTV Sam Reich

Hello @chewy why don't you have matching pajamas for 💕 me 💕

Our Comcast internet has been out for nearly 24 hours now and I feel like I should get some sort of credit for this. I pay $110 for 31 days of internet, or 3.54$ per day. I did not receive the product I paid for, I want my $3.54 back. #wfh #comcast

.Duolingo I keep trying to renew my superduo subscription and getting this error message. App fully updated, internet connectivity is fine, not sure what's going on.

I just found out that Keith Habersberger grew up in the same middle of nowhere that I grew up in 🤯

.nick anderson has the energy of Gerard Way and brian david gilbert fuzed into one person It's incredible

Canceling my dog's Chewy autoship after 7 years made me so much more sad than I thought it would. 😭 I miss her.

Ummm Um Actually , you owe Markeia Summerween 👻🏖 McCarty a point. She was right!!

The Sonic app every time I open it: look! Here's an app only coupon for our Sonic Blasts! Today only! Also the Sonic Drive-In app: Actually you can't order ice cream ahead 🤷🏼‍♂️ fuck off and die, we don't actually want you to order food here.

Why does kaiser have to make scheduling appointments the most exhausting painful process possible

is getting prescribed new meds how you win psychiatry I think I'm winning guys

brain says: have you considered blowing your whole life up?

fortunately I went to therapy and learned ~distress tolerance~

I'm gonna smoke some cigarettes, so I can have a little harm, as a treat. Which, isn't good, but it's also not blowing up my entire life

Me @ myself