The idea of charging people more to use a train at peak times is revolting.

The size of the sauce sachets on king pot noodles

A left foot, right foot, header hattrick, over here.

Fuck your #playbackerror Elon you fucking squished peach

That Nina Simone song where she's listing things she's got but it's all the things on my body that have already broken.

This is simply the single worst take on anything that I have ever read on anything ever.

The Happy Maddison Cinematic Universe >>> Marvel Cinematic Universe

"How does he look like that at 55?"

Never guess what this is a reply to

Saw this on Katie Price's stomach last week

Imagine the clouds of ket above Creamfields. The locals at the Hatton Arms are gonna be off their tits

Osimhen/ Nunez swap. Who's in?

Not true. I was bullied by my partner to replace my velcro wallet

Leave him alone and go on about my day

Step Brothers

Who do I complain to about this fucking ridiculous new Champions League format?

"Scouse shoe shop called Madame Webs"

Slot's webs getting advertised on twitter

The Mask took on a cartoon persona because Stanley Ipkiss watched Screwball Classics. Imagine how different the film would've been if he was watching Rise Of The Footsoldier 1 2, 3, 4, 5 or 6.