“Why is everyone acting like I’m crazy for having a fish funeral” -me aloud to my dogs while wearing all black bc I’m in mourning

I am so tired from running in terror. Delusion does it again.

Apple Memories absolutely nailing the vibe of my solo location scout in Lancaster

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The first audio of Chris Pratt voicing Mario in the animated Super Mario Bros. movie has been released The film hits theaters in April, 2023

Hey Oxford, we need a chiller period. I’m tired of being worried people will think I’m mad at them

date: so you like cooking? me: yeah, i make a mean bruschetta bruschetta: what up little bitch boy

Great dating app for ladies who never want to have an orgasm again

Happy Halloween from Sexy Jeff Dunham and his Sexy Puppets

Here’s my Hive. DM me for my MySpace, Newgrounds, Fark, Habbo Hotel, Something Awful, Coke Music, WebMD, Neopets accounts

Brandon: “She should watch that Bigfoot show we watched. oh wait, that was me alone, in your house” Brandon Winfrey

Some stills from my first time as a Director of Photography. Keep your eyes peeled for Beacon directed by Kelly Nugent coming soon.

Wait, everyone is still here? I thought we all agreed to go to Hive

The rootinest tootinest cowboy in the wild wild west: "PLEASE HELP I can't stop rootin and tootin"

DECEPTION IS REALITY Rabbit Hole

Wait did we figure out if we can subscribe someone to Twitter Blue as a prank

My boyfriend is a WGA strike captain and I asked ChatGPT for funny picket line chants. Bummer they won’t be able to use any of these bangers

Earthquake being all pick me during this hurricane