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Slowpurrrr

@slowpurrrr

cantankerous pedant, bon viveur, cook, climber.

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calendar_today27-04-2020 21:03:17

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When did illiterate drivel become acceptable in what used to be called 'broadsheet' newspapers? I've read the report on Arg v Aus and it's an embarrassment 'beatdown' ffs. Nb this sort of shit is shit and the employment of squealer et al is why I don't buy the Guardian.

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There are lies, dawned lies and that tge waitrose double chocolate torte serves 8. Nb my diet has gone to hell in a handcart this week.

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OK, who won the bet as to who could get aways with the most faecal of bum gravy journalism? Also which minor public school did he / she go to? Harrow....

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Watching Task Master and I just thought Jack Dee could be one of the old twats tm (I include myself in this fine group) at any rugby club at level 4, 5 or 6. A bloody strong look.

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I have opened one of the 2018 Barolo, a very mature wine for the year. It makes a change from the francophillic approach to the cellar. Nb a random 1/2 case from the wine society.

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I've just opened some 2020 burgundy, it is fucking singing, Sylvain Pattaile you have made an old man very happy. Serendipity today has been beautiful.