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A bear matching the description of a bear.

My 19yo baby retweeted this and said it was us. I feel like I've done something right. 🥲

Muppets, baseball and Peeps. Not necessarily in that order (but actually probably in that order.)

we joke but for real laughing at trump supporters and telling republicans how weird they are is actually a better strategy than wagging our fingers and moralizing at them. they do not care about morals, that doesn’t work— but no one likes to be laughed at

Daydreaming about medaling in table tennis, the only sport I can even remotely imagine myself succeeding in. (I couldn't, though.)

life as a white sox fan rn

If excessive consumerism is bad, explain the beautiful double rainbow I saw over the Bucc-ee’s parking lot yesterday.

Blue Raider popsicle break

Evergreen tweet.

I hope things get better for the sake of these kids (who deserve better) and parents (who were sold a lie.)

My favorite Olympic sport is anything I never had to play in gym class. 🥉

Just think, in a perfect world, each state could play a Sufjan Stevens song off his 50 States project.