Finished my dr pepper before I finished eating x.com/rackz0/status/…

Feeding this hound my putrid ooze. Soon he will have the strength to conquer nations

Never even liked tennis anyway.

In 2003 you could have an entire sleepover that was just walking Yoshi around in Mario Sunshine going “uhh I don’t feel so good” and then making him vomit the fruit juice

これでイニDやりたい

keep honking I'm listening to ska and you're in the band now

Absolutely hilarious freeze frame here in the office lunchroom

This is what they call "real shit".

Chappell Roan think she Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga think she Madonna. Madonna think she John Waters. John Waters think he the hamburglar.

My walk when it's burrito time

Oasis finally reunited because they heard about Chappell Roan and couldn't stand to think of no longer having the most famous alcohol supernova song

uber should have an option where you can do this at 3am leaving the bar

“I never see you at the club” Yeah I seldom go there due to my poor finances and hideous disfigurement

Cats can sleep anywhere 🤣🤣🤣

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Calling it now. the Minecraft movie is gonna have a scene where Jack Black gets hit in the balls or something and says "Ack! My cubes!" because he has cubes for balls and the joke is that his balls are cubes