I almost spit out my drink. 😂

Vance’s neighbor: For the last time, stay away from my couch.

MY PUSSY

Nobody should be punished with detention if they can provide assurance they will not be a danger to the community or a flight risk & there are ways to monitor people to ensure both of these things This reeks of extrajudicial punishment

Variation of hot dogs.

I respect physicians & work with a ton of them, but this idea that every physician will put their license & job & insurance rates at risk to go rogue and save lives is unrealistic "Do no harm" doesn't mean give the best care, it means patch them up & refer them elsewhere often

Snarky Ginger The truth is that only one of the exceptions to an abortion ban is an actual exception(life of the mother). Both rape and incest can take years to prove by which time the pregnancy has either come to term or been aborted for a long time. Best to just make abortion legal.

This is like saying President Trump needs a bugotti to do McDonalds runs for him

“NOT THAT NEIGHBOR THO JUST THE WHITE ONES, POSSIBLY THE MIXED RACE ONES LIKE MINE BUT BE CAREFUL OF THISE NEIGHBORS, VET THEM” - JD Vance probably

Lol. Trump is promising to ‘get SALT back’. Trump is the one who imposed the cap on the SALT deduction. That’s his policy. He is now actively campaigning against one of the few lasting policies he put in place during his time as president. Great job Iowa.

Anyone talk to the couch's other boyfriend to get his comment?

Oh look it's a day that end in a Y, it must be an Israeli war crime day

Is it sex trafficking if the sex doesn’t happen in traffic? Is it kidnapping if someone is taken against their will, but doesn’t scream, “hey, why are you *kidnapping* me?!” Who’s to say. These are questions the legal system should answer.

Great advice when cops ask you a question stfu x.com/rebmasel/statu…

We need to kill the electoral college and possibly reform the senate because small states have too much power

Its nice that a government staffer can't remember this war crime being done on this scale BUT interesting is a fucked up adjective to use Is it interesting how the Russians used butterfly bombs in Afghanistan? Was Abu Graib interesting?

What slur fo you think Syd uses for these people?

B!tch, we aren't feminizing men when we help them with their emotional control issues and their depression and their other issues. As someone who used to focus on treating PTSD patients this is such an ignorant and weird statement by you

I just signed a bill to make this illegal in the state of California. You can no longer knowingly distribute an ad or other election communications that contain materially deceptive content -- including deepfakes.

Even Twitter knows Mayor Eric Adams is a fraud