I’m sorry The New York Post made you scared of the subway, but a vote for Lee Zeldin is a vote to require funerals for unborn fetuses in New York. Have a nice day.

gonna be running some errands in Philadelphia later in case some alpha male conservative needs me to hold their hand or bring them a binkie

they're releasing new prime ministers like super smash bros characters

idk how i feel about the thankless defense bernie does for the ppl who verifiably lied about his proposals and let influential surrogates shit all over him. esp when it’s an instance here where the audience isn’t the one he needs to reach anyway.

it is exhaustively fucking stupid that federal election results have to be certified by state officials.

death khan 3

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When people show you who they are, believe them the first time.
#GeneralElectionN0W

*Rishi Sunak boasts of taking money from “deprived urban areas” to help wealthy*

the scientific community must be held accountable for the well-intentioned but deeply flawed standard of bone-pressed measurement. it flatters rather than illuminates and we must live in our truth.

if a second civil war did happen it would be over pretty quick because these guys are too afraid to go into the cities

lfg

to me, pure maga is the quantum state of simultaneously not being able to shut up about how tough and rugged you are and not being able to shut up about how literally stepping outside terrifies you

a victim of harm isn’t a statistic, but the relative danger of being a victim is. and in new york city, that statistic is low as fuck, especially for a dense american city of 8 million people and we cannot keep indulging ppl who claim otherwise.

this is the most fucking insane thing anyone’s posted on here in ages. commendably delusional.