Reply guys are great but i would take a bullet for my Like guys any day of the week

Just cancelled my next southwest flight deactivated my account and deleted the app

Going through over 1000 RSVPs (and increasing) and I'm about to humble some people who think I view them as VIP when they're GA or No Invite 😵‍💫

Anyone seen this pic yet?

I hear there are interest rates today

I would rather die than be stopped by a stranger on the street and answer them when they ask me where I work and how much I make for their tik tok account

wrong. i know more about residential real estate than probably any one person in the US.

Maturing is realizing my dreams of getting an MBA from Cornell aren’t what i thought they were

If someone sent me a csv with 100,000 rows i would simply send it back

The fact my birthday party is a legit festival lineup of DJs and I'm paying $0 is mind blowing... my friends normally charge 5-6 figures for sets (and rumor has it sometimes 7 figures)

My haters can hate but I'm living my best life and feel so loved.

Keith Rabois arguing with fintwit about his shitco being down 80%

Do you delete work apps off your phone when taking a vacation more than a long weekend?

open.spotify.com/track/0y5D6gtF…

Would like to reiterate anything treating “quiet quitting” as a serious topic is some of the lowest IQ media discourse I’ve ever seen

I ran distance in high school track. Pretty above average, usually would be top 3 for my events in my prime

One day coach pulls me aside and says “JL you are a decent runner. You’re only good because you just really hate losing”

I still think about that a lot

Things you can say that scare the hoes:

- you’re marriage material.
- wish there was a way to clone & make more of you.
- spending time with you feels like being in an ambrosia + opium den combined.
- i would literally walk on glass for hours to be near you.
- i like like you.