The dogs I’m watching just ATE the COUCH like the whole thing

God damn it the sun is coming up again

She’s a 10 but they use Celsius so she’s -12.22222222

Having birds as pets feels so cruel like bro do you live in a cloud do you have access to the SKY

Look at this big beautiful dummy

The only sun I get is when they put the little uv lamp on my toes for gel polish

Someone introduce rich people to toner. All these millionaires with yellow ass 80’s ass hay blonde.

People who get their eyebrows waxed at nail salons do not answer to god

No context photos in my phone what am I doing

A puppy is visiting!

Are you joking

A naked visitor!!!

Avoiding all social media until I can watch new stranger things because y’all be spoiling

I mean do they

Add a status? We have come full circle this is now AIM

Hot take of the day: he could cancel 0 of your debt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This generation has no concept of how government works and it’s frankly exhausting/kind of like talking to a libertarian on adderall

Met the most perfect angel today

So I’m sober now, like truly sober vs California sober, and I have so much TIME on my hands why is the day so long. 24 hours? In this economy?!

Say less I’m yours